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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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{"fact":"The cat's footpads absorb the shocks of the landing when the cat jumps.","length":71}
{"fact":"The leopard is the most widespread of all big cats.","length":51}
{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"R618 road (Ireland)","displaytitle":"R618 road (Ireland)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7274832","titles":{"canonical":"R618_road_(Ireland)","normalized":"R618 road (Ireland)","display":"R618 road (Ireland)"},"pageid":20641728,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/89/CoachfordCornershop.JPG/330px-CoachfordCornershop.JPG","width":320,"height":208},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/CoachfordCornershop.JPG","width":3514,"height":2286},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1138750094","tid":"743810cd-a9fd-11ed-bd47-6fe114098da5","timestamp":"2023-02-11T11:15:56Z","description":"Road in Ireland","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R618_road_(Ireland)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R618_road_(Ireland)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R618_road_(Ireland)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:R618_road_(Ireland)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R618_road_(Ireland)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/R618_road_(Ireland)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/R618_road_(Ireland)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:R618_road_(Ireland)"}},"extract":"The R618 road is a regional road in Ireland which runs west-east from the N22 bypass in Carrigaphooca, west of Macroom along the northern banks of the River Lee to rejoin the N22 at Carrigrohane near Cork City. The road passes through Carrigadrohid, Coachford and Dripsey en route. The point where the R618 leaves the N22 on the outskirts of Cork is known as Kerry Pike. The road was once part of the main route between Cork and Kerry.","extract_html":"
The R618 road is a regional road in Ireland which runs west-east from the N22 bypass in Carrigaphooca, west of Macroom along the northern banks of the River Lee to rejoin the N22 at Carrigrohane near Cork City. The road passes through Carrigadrohid, Coachford and Dripsey en route. The point where the R618 leaves the N22 on the outskirts of Cork is known as Kerry Pike. The road was once part of the main route between Cork and Kerry.
"}{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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