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Andrew Victor Sendejo is a former American football safety. He played college football for the Rice Owls, and was signed by the Sacramento Mountain Lions of the United Football League (UFL) as a free agent in 2010. Sendejo was also a member of the Dallas Cowboys, New York Jets, Philadelphia Eagles, Minnesota Vikings, Cleveland Browns, and Indianapolis Colts.
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Wilhelmus Maria \"Wim\" Jonk is a Dutch professional football manager and former player, who is the current technical manager of Eerste Divisie club Volendam.
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